Dave @tufdave • 8h Look what my dad texted in the family group after he walked my sister down the aisle to marry her 5th husband. 5 People iMessage Today 9:37 PM Dad ❤️❤️ Emily I keep giving you away and they keep giving you back.
Jessie My dad's starting a hot sauce company and has been workshopping slogans all week, so now I just get completely random texts from him out of nowhere. One popped up on my phone today while I was at work and my coworker saw it... I had some explaining to do. 😂 Dad now Your colon will remember this forever
Texted my Dad about changing a flat tire on my car. 😂 Walk me through how to do it. Aren't you with Jason? Yea but he said he's never changed a tire before. Just walk me through it. Ok. Step 1: Break up with Jason.
Sun, 6 May, 2:49 AM I've got a dick and a knife and one of them's going inside you Today 9:59 PM I'd prefer the knife coz that way I'd actually feel it that fucking guy:
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